818polo:

Here are some Tips:

If that little web under ya tongue aint hurtin…You Aint Eatin It Right

If she can talk in complete sentences…You Aint Eatin It Right

If she aint hit you with the “Keep Going, Keep Going” “Like That, Like That”..You Aint Eatin It Right

If her hands are free, she aint holdin on to nogthin’…You Aint Eatin It Right

If her hands never touch the back of yo head…You Aint Eatin It Right

If You can Breath…You Aint Eatin It Right

Are you wearing a Helmet?, If You Aint Wearing a Helmet…You Aint Eatin It Right

If she aint doing the wrestling WWF leg lock on yo Neck…You Aint Eatin It Right

If you get Thirsty…You Aint Eatin It Right, cause she got the Juices…she got that liquid.

If you Cant see your reflection in her pussy…You Aint Eatin It Right, cause the juices, the liquid, you can see ya face.

If you dont need a towel, a napkin or a wash cloth…You Aint Eatin It Right

If she asks you if ya done yet………………..smh…………….You Aint Eatin It Right

If She Aint Black-Out…You Aint Eatin It Right

After you done, If she gets up and walks away fast, that mean she Bullshittin’…Grab her, Lay her ass back down..Do It Again. Restart!.

If Her Legs aint Trembling like bambi…You Aint Eatin It Right

….Now, Enjoy Eating the Pussy, If Not…You Aint Eatin It Right.

(Source: worldstarhiphop.com)

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